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I’m sick of cruelty and hatred hidden between the lines of a joke. Your “jokes” hurt people and their loved ones, I don’t see the humor in that.

“Don’t Call Me A Paparazzo” said Alison Silva!

Well, it seem that the jackass, I mean Alison Silva, doesn’t want to be referred to as a “paparazzo” in the upcoming lawsuit he has brought against Keanu Reeves. He and his attorney filed a motion to ban the usage of the term during the trial. If it wasn’t so preposterous, it would be funny! Why would the judge even consider the motion? Does she not know what the word “paparazzo or paparazzi” means? Just in case she doesn’t, allow me to enlighten her.

Paparazzo: A reckless, immoral, uncivilized, disrespectful and selfish individual who aggressively pursue celebrities for the purpose of taking photos. Okay, fine, I added the first part, but it doesn’t make the definition any less accurate.

Paparazzi: same as above, but plural

I say let Alison and his attorney have their way. The term “paparazzo” out and “stalker” in! I don’t understand how this lawsuit  has been allowed to go forward. Keanu wasn’t following the stalker, the stalker was following him. Why hasn’t the judge considered Keanu’s state of mind in that moment? Should Keanu be any less wary or concerned about this man’s presence just because he had a camera in tow? A camera doesn’t make him any less dangerous, it’s just the opposite. These stalkers have nothing to lose and everything to gain. The goal is to get the million dollar photo one way or the other. Celebrities, just as everyone else, has the right to defend themselves when faced with a perceived threat. They are stalked relentlessly with cameras shoved down their throats. They’re insulted to provoke an angry outburst and often prevented from walking or driving away. If the authorities won’t help, what would you like them to do? Live in seclusion? Yeah right.

My heart is with you Keanu. Hang in there and please don’t give up. Even if the verdict isn’t in your favor, don’t give him one single penny. Fight it for the next 30 years if you have too. I know this fight may take its toll on you, but accepting defeat in this case shows other paparazzi that they can pull this kind of crap and be rewarded for it. Stay strong, lean on your family and friends if you need to and fight, fight, fight. ((((Sending a hug your way))))

Now, as for the overall situation, I’m not sure who is the bigger jackass? The judge for allowing the case to proceed or the stalker for bringing it in the first place? You decide!

By the way, I don’t think Keanu is guilty.

Noisy

There’s a lot of bumping going on tonight. Maybe people are moving in or simply slamming doors. Either way, they apparently forgot it is after 10pm. :(

New Apartment Woes

I now live in a brand new apartment complex. Answer me this; why am I experiencing problems with brand new appliances? The appliances are manufactured by GE, that explains a lot. Both the dryer and dishwasher stopped working after one use. Maintenance replaced them earlier this afternoon. So far, so good. It seems my downstairs neighbor likes to party 24/7. You would think I’m living above a nightclub. I’ve spoken with management several times to no avail. I delivered a letter to them today stating they either get the neighbors under control, transfer them or transfer me to another unit at their expense. Period! We will see what happens next.

I understand the desire to blast your music or surround sound speakers. I purchased a 40″ inch HDTV and a blue ray disc player 2 weeks ago. I’d like my living room to feel and sound like a movie theater, but I know that can’t happen. I don’t want to burden my neighbors.

Why must inconsiderate jackass live beneathe me?